One homeless person to another: “I thought of turning a new leaf; but the winter set in early.”
The other: “I was so low on the job market. so I took a couple of degrees. But now I am overqualified for the jobs available”.
2.
At a Hallow’n party
one in the costume of Headless Horseman, “I am not sticking my neck out for any one.”
His companion in a Dracula dress: ” Ichabod, you lost your head and I my dentures. We will take off from there during the party. Remember we are here for a good time.”
benny
