Problem Of Comparison
1.
I had this stone in my kidney:
Even when stoned
None said ‘Look at Benny
I wish to God I had
A stone as large as his.
2.
My house sits on a goldmine
And my lawn is
fine; but still shame is mine,
See what the neighbor has:
The greenest you ever saw.
A Chameleon’s Epitaph
Here lies one
Who changed
colors
Once too often;
It was [...]
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