Number of Jobs I blew Away
The first was for the male lead In Tarzan, the Son of A Gun. I came into the walk in interview. I came walking all right but my bowlegs somehow didn’t make it to the screen test room.
2.
There was a vacancy I could have filled in nicely. The job required a keen eye and attention to detail. So I sent a resume in which I mentioned all those accomplishments that the employers could not have verified.
For instance:
“I am the most talented employee my company has ever had before it went into liquifaction.
“I am the best and most awesome employee in Pudukottai. “
* “My least client called me allmost perfect emplyee.” Unfortunately they could pick out the typos and mistakes.
There were more to come.
Now my only chance to land a job depends on the criterion:’Who has the most experience in being refused?” In that department my resume shall beat the rest, no doubt.
benny
