Dragon’s inkwell-extra virgin

Mashhad and Shahid are two upright grave stones.
In the night the spirit of the Turkish Sultan sends his factotum for 72 virgins and what he gets is a crate of olive oil,- it is nothing compared to the excuse his valet gives.
‘Oh Mighty one you are a man of superior tastes. So I asked for extra virgin and if these are not houris, it is fate!
Who are we to fight it?’
benny