Q:What have Tiger Woods and Toyota in common? A: Both show up something weird when they hit the road. One is recalled for fixing and the other is in the doghouse. Tailspin: by the way the only sport Mrs. Woods claims to play is the way she swings her golf club. She calls it her [...]
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A question
Posted in sports and athletics, tagged humor, Tiger Woods on February 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
This Sporting Life
Posted in humor, sports and athletics, tagged athletics, football, Kim Clijsters, pigskins, tennis, Usain Bolt on September 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
*To me the hardest part of being a professional footballer is to go after the pigskin. I am a practising Jew. *Being a hermaphrodite like Hertz I have to try harder: both long and short distances. *Usain Bolt became what he was, since he was born he was figuring out his nuts from bolts. *My [...]