Posts Tagged ‘football’
Hounds of Heaven-2 comic strip
Posted in cartoons, tagged Benny Thomas, football, helping hand, icky, Maradona, Michaelangelo, micky on August 3, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
This Sporting Life
Posted in humor, sports and athletics, tagged athletics, football, Kim Clijsters, pigskins, tennis, Usain Bolt on September 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
*To me the hardest part of being a professional footballer is to go after the pigskin. I am a practising Jew.
*Being a hermaphrodite like Hertz I have to try harder: both long and short distances.
*Usain Bolt became what he was, since he was born he was figuring out his nuts from bolts.
*My tennis elbow is so pronounced that my double backhand is unprintable.
*I can beat Kim Clijsters any day; she can only make points after her delivery
whereas I can make points while changing diapers.
Tennis anyone?
benny
