Have you have ever lived in a street where only doctors lived and the word ‘quack’ was ever uttered only by a duck?
I know a doctor who had loan sharks for his clientele and none of them ever came to him with a heart complaint?
The only croupier in my neighborhood had spent his lifetime in Las Vegas. He retired and went for a medical check up. He was told by his G.P he might have had Parkinson’s disease from his kindergarten days and he didn’t notice it?
Do you the know Mr. Rip Van Winkle, the congressman from New York, who lounged in Washington DC, among other lawmakers who made infernal din and could sleep? He asked, as he went at the end of term to the sergeant ‘Who is this Bill I heard so much lately?’
Bob Ripley who made Believe it or not a household name spoke when he was first taken by a midwife and slapped? He said,’I did not even do a thing!’
Richard Wagner had never heard the word Israel; nor did ever pass a racial slur on Jews? Do you know there are Jews who never listen to his Twilight of the Gods without thinking it would make a beautiful musical score for ‘Bombs over Gaza’?
The writer of this piece never descended to silliness but the Web raised it to inspired silliness?