1947
Son pointing to the newspaper: He Pop, What is this Iron Curtain?
Pop, none too wise for all his reading scratches his head, ‘Reliable news is hard to come by from the East. What are the Commies up to?’
1967
Son now in his father’s shoes is reading the news.
His son reading over his shoulders,”What’s thing about Bamboo Curtain?’
Father: This inscrutable Chinese! We can’t trust what we get to read from Beijing.’
2011
Father now on his death bed asks his grandson: What’s new?
The boy of 12 checks his android and says,’ Protestors fired upon in Libya. But news from the ground are unreliable, it says. Must I go on?
Dying man turns other way murmuring,’All that I wanted to hear was news of the world as it was. Not even a single day I succeeded!
benny
Posts Tagged ‘newspaper’
What’s New?
Posted in current news, tagged classified news, journalism, lies, newspaper, newspaper reporting, transparency in reporting, wikileaks on March 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Anecdotes-Henry Cust
Posted in anecdotes, tagged irreverent, journalism, Li Hung-Chung, newspaper, Pall Mall Gazette, W.Waldorf Astor, wit on March 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Henry Cust (1861-1917)
He was irreverent and he also dabbled in poetry. But journalism is what made him famous. His brilliance made the rich and famous take note of him and during one night in 1892 William Waldorf Astor walked over and offered the editorship of his latest acquisition The Pall Mall Gazette to him. True to form his editorials sparkled and irreverence also was very much in evidence. A leading article on the Eastern Question was entitled,’The Voice of Turkey.’
When the fate of the Chinese statesman Li Hung Chung was in the news the headlines carried-’Li Chung- Hung? A school board controversy concerning a Mr. Dingle was presented to the public as follows:’To Dingle I am not able, to Beggle I am ashamed.’
benny
Past Chronicles
Posted in history, humor, tagged archives, from files, Front Page, news, newspaper, tabloid, the Big Bang on September 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Here is the news that was hot 13 billion years ago. Since we have decided to quit printing Lat’ititude we shall let our readers onto some of the news that made the headlines:
This Day 13 billion years Ago
Boy, I may be a rookie reporter but am I hot?
Whatever I see is worth reporting to my readers out there in IONs and Plasma. I have checked with my sources who swear the Big Bang is here to stay. The business matters are still in a flux but finance pundits confidentially tell that they may opt for a cartel since the bottom of inflation is reached. What it melts down to is this: matter has a chance to pair off with others. Merger is not what I have in mind.
I had a chance to see Mr. Sun who is in a kind of flutter. There was no con-Fusion when Mr. Sun came up to answer my questions already okayed by Mr. Guy- out- there. (We run a syndicated paper for God’s sake.) I had suf-Fission’ent proof to make a case for energy saving. At the end of one to one interview I could get Mr. Sun admit that he ain’t constant. He must run out of steam some day. Till such time keep your fingers crossed that the Big Bang shows some results worth reporting.
Here is a wake up call to my readers sitting on their butts. Go back to your drawing boards and try some shapes for nebula that stunningly unfold out here.
Happy reading fellas,- ( U. Lie Wilson, the reporter in waiting)