Number of Jobs I blew Away
The first was for the male lead In Tarzan, the Son of A Gun. I came into the walk in interview. I came walking all right but my bowlegs somehow didn’t make it to the screen test room.
There was a vacancy I could have filled in nicely. The job required a keen eye and attention to detail. So I sent a resume in which I mentioned all those accomplishments that the employers could not have verified.
“I am the most talented employee my company has ever had before it went into liquifaction.
“I am the best and most awesome employee in Pudukottai. ”
* “My least client called me allmost perfect emplyee.” Unfortunately they could pick out the typos and mistakes.
There were more to come.
Now my only chance to land a job depends on the criterion:’Who has the most experience in being refused?” In that department my resume shall beat the rest, no doubt.