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Archive for July 2nd, 2012

“Don’t forget to contact aliens this evening.
All Twitter messages composed between 8 p.m. EDT Friday (June 29) and 3 a.m. EDT Saturday (June 30) tagged with the hashtag #ChasingUFOs will be collectively beamed up to space Aug. 15, toward a spot in the sky from which a possible alien signal originated.
The cosmic tweet is a belated reply to the Wow! signal, a mysterious radio transmission that was detected at the Big Ear radio observatory in Ohio in 1977 coming from the direction of the constellation Sagittarius. At its peak, the 72-second transmission was 30 times more powerful than ambient radiation from deep space, prompting the volunteer astronomer Jerry Ehman to scrawl “Wow!” next to the data on a computer printout, giving the signal its name.”
If you have prayed free of charge and God has heard you here is your chance to prove you have an Alien up there.
I sent tweeted and said # alien, 35 yrs is 2 long.
Promptly came the reply: got a scrw drvr?
I tweeted back: ? u need fixing?
Here is the reply: I’m with MM a long night it is.
I gave up. It was ridiculous talking to an Alien who is of different wavelength. A one-sided conversation where you had to tweet and imagine each time what the other party could have meant.
To me there is only one MM. 34-18-34
I never thought when you have Marilyn Monroe for a long night you would need a screw driver. May be she needs fixing. (Her head was somewhat in disarray while she was here.) Or I need my head fixed to have tweeted in the first place.
benny

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The day Messaih, The Anointed One, came to Jerusalem the populace welcomed the prince with great jubilation. As a mark of respect the president let all the prisoners free. Rabbi Benn Weiss was there to watch the festivities. While talking with Mordecai the security chief, whose office had become redundant one prisoner saw the much dreaded police chief and jumped in panic. The security chief commented he was a prisoner who was shut up for revealing the secret nuclear program of the government. “He blew the whistle loud and clear.”he said.
“You mean he told the truth?” The rabbi could not believe it. Later they met one who sidled up to the chief and said,”I have some news to inform. Wanna hear?”
“ Shoo! Scram!” bellowed Mordecai. The rabbi asked if he wasn’t interested in hearing him. “Now I am a free man. I dont’t wish to hear from a stool pigeon even if it were truth.”
benny

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