A man enjoying the sun while lolling on a lawn found ants making a beeline from B to B and it stung him. Next instant he shot up with a howl that would have made a banshee nod in approval.
Is it watusi?” a grasshopper asked the ant nearest to him.
“No what you see is neither here nor there but it is his move.”
The grasshopper said, “By Jiminey! he cant do as we do naturally Can he?”
“We can cut a caper without batting an eyelid…”
“Batman!” called out another, “here comes death from the skies, a robin.”
The grasshopper said after the threat was gone, “Whatever it is the man is all hands.”
The ant replied,”You shall not be so critical if you had ants in pants as he does.”