Alternate Facts ©
Hey Dude, wasn’t it bad?
Take a bad stance with news that bites deep;
Remember to shape it into what sounds
Almost true: you can do one better-
Hey dude, hurt is not hurt,
Leave that apart and make it fake news:
Remember no news is so true as it sounds
So you can start play with dem facts
Hey dude, photoshopping
With verve, make it stick,- crop it and paste!
The minute you have made white look black
Add your caption to make it better
Remember you cant spell right to let bad news
Get your goat! You are one helluva artist
Hey dude, don’t be afraid
You were made to make news so splash it….