Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Archive for the ‘sports and athletics’ Category

Advertisements

Read Full Post »

A question

Q:What have  Tiger Woods and Toyota in common?

A: Both show up something weird when they hit the road. One  is recalled for fixing and the other is in the doghouse.

Tailspin: by the way the only sport Mrs. Woods claims to play  is the way she swings her golf club. She calls it her sport but I call it anger management.

benny

Read Full Post »

*To me the hardest part of being a professional footballer is to go after the pigskin. I am a practising Jew.

*Being a hermaphrodite like Hertz I have to try harder: both long and short distances.

*Usain Bolt became what he was, since he was born he was figuring out his nuts from bolts.

*My tennis elbow is so pronounced that my double backhand is unprintable.

*I can beat Kim Clijsters any day; she can only make points after her delivery

whereas I can make points while changing diapers.

Tennis anyone?

benny

Read Full Post »