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Olympics,London-2012-Bolt
Posted in sports and athletics, tagged 2012, art, Benny Thomas, cartoons, London, olympics, pen and brush, pose, Usain Bolt on August 9, 2012| 5 Comments »
A question
Posted in sports and athletics, tagged humor, Tiger Woods on February 25, 2010| Leave a Comment »
Q:What have Tiger Woods and Toyota in common?
A: Both show up something weird when they hit the road. One is recalled for fixing and the other is in the doghouse.
Tailspin: by the way the only sport Mrs. Woods claims to play is the way she swings her golf club. She calls it her sport but I call it anger management.
benny
This Sporting Life
Posted in humor, sports and athletics, tagged athletics, football, Kim Clijsters, pigskins, tennis, Usain Bolt on September 13, 2009| Leave a Comment »
*To me the hardest part of being a professional footballer is to go after the pigskin. I am a practising Jew.
*Being a hermaphrodite like Hertz I have to try harder: both long and short distances.
*Usain Bolt became what he was, since he was born he was figuring out his nuts from bolts.
*My tennis elbow is so pronounced that my double backhand is unprintable.
*I can beat Kim Clijsters any day; she can only make points after her delivery
whereas I can make points while changing diapers.
Tennis anyone?
benny
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