Archive for August, 2011
Here is a piece of news that every American ought to read with care:
Hurricane Irene and the recent East coast earthquake were directed at America’s politicians, according to a statement from Michele Bachmann
The Minnesota congresswoman and presidential candidate told an audience gathered at a Shriner’s temple in Sarasota, Fla., Sunday that God was trying to communicate a message about fiscal responsibility via the two recent natural disasters. From the St. Petersburg Times:
I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’ Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got to rein in the spending.
For some, Bachmann’s comment this weekend immediately brought to mind televangelist Pat Robertson, who infamously claimed Hurricane Katrina was God’s punishment for legalized abortion.29-08-11 (.(ack: Rachel Rose Hartman | The Ticket)
Does not the American voter worry that his or her vote could send some stupid candidate to the highest office?
I know now why the USA is hit without let up by bad news. The stupidest and the least deserving fellows enter politics and they entertain notions being a member of a political party would provide the necessary camouflage to merge among the like minded politicians. They beat the drum, wave their flags and make appropriate sounds so they would not be caught on the wrong foot. Then these caterpillars of the nation announce their intention to be pillars of the Capitol Hill. Pat Robertson tried to find a reason why Hurricane Katrina made a landfall and made the underprivileged of the land suffer all the more. According it was due to the abortion law. Only they were too poor even to pay for abortion!
National Police also got into the act blasting some of these huddled masses to kingdom come. For they looked ready for mayhem! The police found their teeth chattering and body steaming from dehydration and they looked to mischief ready. So the law acted in self-defense.This time around Bachmann found God giving her the presidential address well before hand. Of course she was to use it only when she was elected.
Never have I laughed so loud for a long time since I heard George W. Bush speaking how God charged him to ride into the streets of Baghdad- and not Laredo, mind you,and save the Nation. After many convulsions of conscience and economic malaise I laughed now and said to myself, ‘If the nation is going to take Bachmann’s word as gospel truth I am making a trip to the USA. I have a business deal to close. A fellow by name Perry is interested in buying Brooklyn bridge, ‘as is where is’ condition. Perhaps it might be like stealing the candy off a baby.’Since I heard he is also a Presidential candidate I cannot wait.
When the merchant prince al- Marauf thought he would cross the Arabian desert he asked his friends if they felt inclined to accompany him. None wanted to make the journey. Disheartened at the polite refusal the merchant asked Mulla Nasruddin who out of the blue had dropped in. He asked if he felt up to make a journey. ‘ I must warn you, Mulla it might kill you.’ Mulla asked,’Are we going on camel’s back or take donkeys all the way?’
‘What has it got to do with crossing a desert?’ it was the turn of the merchant to be amazed. Mulla said,’ if we are taking camels I am your man. ‘ Mulla Nasruddin explained that he was an expert of camels. Merchant prince immediately set about his train of camels and baggage.
Soon after on an evening they set off. Everything was so quiet and by nights they would camp in some clearing and after a meal by campfire they would tell stories to entertain the company.One night it fell to the lot of Mulla Nasruddin to tell a story.
Mulla asked if they ever wondered why deserts came about. None knew. ‘ What you are crossing this great desert without knowing why?’
Mulla continued,’The First Man Adam, blessed be his name, was fashioned by Allah and He also made animals to amuse him. He told the four legged beasts,’ My beautiful creatures, show this Man how wonderful you are!’ On hearing the horses galloped while elephants showed how clever they were. Only camels remained unimpressed;and they stood there as if they were bored stiff. Adam felt sorry for their lot. He asked if they cared to accompany him and Eve. The animals shook their heads and it was awful! Never had they felt so awful with camels making them all the more downcast. The camels bore upon man and other animals as well. The dispirit of camels was spreading all through the creation of the Lord. Adam asked ‘ Who can bear this!’ almost pulling his hair by the roots. He asked the beasts,’Perhaps you will be pleased to see a great conflagration of fire?’ No response. Adam set fire to the garden and the camels merely turned their heads away in disgust. It made the First Man try harder. He did all to get some response from camels. To none effect.
One noon the camels made such a ruckus and Adam and Eve were awakened from their siesta. The camels were gamboling and kicking up heels in joy, unconfined! There was desert stretched out as far as eye could see. The garden was completely gone!
Camels at last found what pleased them most. The Lord of three worlds asked if Adam liked what he saw.
Adam shrugged his shoulders to say,’ That beautiful garden is gone for ever. But considering the awful look of camels that made our spirits squirm it is no big loss.’
Looking at the company who heard him in total silence, Mulla Nasruddin ended by saying, ‘Camels got what they wanted. And of course we lost gardens of the earth.’
Next morning as the caravan continued, the camel let out a such foul smelling fart. The merchant asked,’ I thought you were an expert on camels? Because of your story it is certain the camel took offense and I,- get his full blast!’
Mulla Nasruddin replied, I did not say I can anticipate what he will do on any given situation.’